Did These Words Really Come Out Of Conan’s Mouth?

This speech is from the last episode of Conan O’Brien’s brief stint as the host of “The Tonight Show.” While it’s probably the least funny thing he’s ever said, it’s also my favorite.

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Adam Albright-Hanna

Sep 20, 2013

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