
An incredibly detailed balloon animal, iguana.
"Back in the day," the presence of a balloon artist was the sign of a truly over-the-top birthday party.
Remember those artists? It was pure magic watching these craftsmen and women take skinny, noodle-like balloons and, with a few twists and a few puffs of air, presto! You had your very own dog. Or sword. Or flower. And you could keep it forever and ever and ever (or, at least, until the air leaked out).
If this was all going down at a Chuck E. Cheese's, all the better.
But today? Parents are shelling out more and more money on extravagant birthday things, like bouncy houses, custom cakes, limousines, and more.
It definitely makes me yearn for a simpler time.
A Japanese artist named Masayoshi Matsumoto wanted to revive and elevate the decades-old art of balloon twisting though. And what he came up with is pretty incredible.
"I've liked creatures since I was small," Masayoshi told Upworthy in an email. It took him four painstaking years to learn how to craft perfect models of his favorite animals in balloon form, but the work speaks for itself.
When people tell him his art — made entirely from balloons, no markers or tape allowed — is incredibly lifelike, he knows he's done his job.
Here are 11 of Masayoshi's creations that are like nothing you ever saw as a kid, except maybe that they look like pure magic:
1. This eery frilled lizard.
All photos by Masayoshi Matsumoto, used with permission.

This lizard knows how to strike a striking pose.
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2. This scorpionfish.

A ballon animal scorpionfish placed against a black background.
Image pulled from Masayoshi Matsumoto's Facebook page with permission.
3. This angry-looking octopus.

Balloons crafted to give an eerie vibe.
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4. This phoenix I totally wish was real.

Balloons crafted together to create an elaborate phoenix.
Image pulled from Masayoshi Matsumoto's Facebook page with permission.
5. This bush cricket.

And crickets will consume the crops.
Image pulled from Masayoshi Matsumoto's Facebook page with permission.
6. This snake.

Not the typical snake found in the Arizona desert.
Image pulled from Masayoshi Matsumoto's Facebook page with permission.
7. This (standing!) ostrich.

An imposing standing ostrich.
Image pulled from Masayoshi Matsumoto's Facebook page with permission.
8. This intricately crafted horse fly.

Finally a non-biting horse fly.
Image pulled from Masayoshi Matsumoto's Facebook page with permission.
9. This turkey.

One of the turkeys to make it through Thanksgiving.
Image pulled from Masayoshi Matsumoto's Facebook page with permission.
10. This ant, complete with antennae.

There was a movie in the 70's about killer ants called "Empire of the Ants."
Image pulled from Masayoshi Matsumoto's Facebook page with permission.
11. And this brightly colored hermit crab.

This hermit crab is chillin'.
Image pulled from Masayoshi Matsumoto's Facebook page with permission.
What does Masayoshi do with his balloon creations after he photographs them? "I usually pop them," he said.
It seems like such a waste. But then again, maybe Masayoshi knows there is always something new to explore, something new to create, something new to be in awe of.
If that's the case, then he's perfectly captured the spirit of what always made balloon animals so magical.
You can see more incredible balloon creations over at Masayoshi's Facebook page.



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An Irish woman went to the doctor for a routine eye exam. She left with bright neon green eyes.
It's not easy seeing green.
Did she get superpowers?
Going to the eye doctor can be a hassle and a pain. It's not just the routine issues and inconveniences that come along when making a doctor appointment, but sometimes the various devices being used to check your eyes' health feel invasive and uncomfortable. But at least at the end of the appointment, most of us don't look like we're turning into The Incredible Hulk. That wasn't the case for one Irish woman.
Photographer Margerita B. Wargola was just going in for a routine eye exam at the hospital but ended up leaving with her eyes a shocking, bright neon green.
At the doctor's office, the nurse practitioner was prepping Wargola for a test with a machine that Wargola had experienced before. Before the test started, Wargola presumed the nurse had dropped some saline into her eyes, as they were feeling dry. After she blinked, everything went yellow.
Wargola and the nurse initially panicked. Neither knew what was going on as Wargola suddenly had yellow vision and radioactive-looking green eyes. After the initial shock, both realized the issue: the nurse forgot to ask Wargola to remove her contact lenses before putting contrast drops in her eyes for the exam. Wargola and the nurse quickly removed the lenses from her eyes and washed them thoroughly with saline. Fortunately, Wargola's eyes were unharmed. Unfortunately, her contacts were permanently stained and she didn't bring a spare pair.
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Since she has poor vision, Wargola was forced to drive herself home after the eye exam wearing the neon-green contact lenses that make her look like a member of the Green Lantern Corps. She couldn't help but laugh at her predicament and recorded a video explaining it all on social media. Since then, her video has sparked a couple Reddit threads and collected a bunch of comments on Instagram:
“But the REAL question is: do you now have X-Ray vision?”
“You can just say you're a superhero.”
“I would make a few stops on the way home just to freak some people out!”
“I would have lived it up! Grab a coffee, do grocery shopping, walk around a shopping center.”
“This one would pair well with that girl who ate something with turmeric with her invisalign on and walked around Paris smiling at people with seemingly BRIGHT YELLOW TEETH.”
“I would save those for fancy special occasions! WOW!”
“Every time I'd stop I'd turn slowly and stare at the person in the car next to me.”
“Keep them. Tell people what to do. They’ll do your bidding.”
In a follow-up Instagram video, Wargola showed her followers that she was safe at home with normal eyes, showing that the damaged contact lenses were so stained that they turned the saline solution in her contacts case into a bright Gatorade yellow. She wasn't mad at the nurse and, in fact, plans on keeping the lenses to wear on St. Patrick's Day or some other special occasion.
While no harm was done and a good laugh was had, it's still best for doctors, nurses, and patients alike to double-check and ask or tell if contact lenses are being worn before each eye test. If not, there might be more than ultra-green eyes to worry about.