This Speech Is The Reason My Time Machine Is Permanently Set To 1959

In 1959, British philosopher/mathematician/genius/aristocrat Bertrand Russell was asked to leave a video for the future. He proceeds to drop two facts that should be carved on every wall in the entire world. The only thing sexier than this guy's stiff upper lip and accent is his stance on love and tolerance. Move over David Beckham, America has a new crush. What's that? He's dead?!? But he sounded so poignant. What a bummer.