Culture

Family

Nature

Science

Subscribe

This Is What Happens To Straight Kids When Gay People Get Married?

Oh wait. My bad. This is what happens when dysfunctional people who are irrationally afraid of everything get married to each other. TRIGGER WARNING: This is satire.

By

Adam Mordecai

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6jrngYNGNeE%3Frel%3D0

Share this if you are excited for the day that little girl goes to college and finds out how the world really works. And yes, I know this is a parody. A very shareable parody if you ask me…

Add to Google News

Tags

More for You

tick, tick removal, lyme disease
Skills

Forget how your mom did it. There’s actually a right way to remove a tick.

dance, dance off, dancing
Education

An 8th grader challenged his teacher to a dance-off. Her response made her famous.

yoga pants, tattoos, guns, accepted, trends, embarrassing
Culture

What trends are accepted now but will be embarrassing in the future? Our readers shared 21 ideas.

Communication

Researchers discovered 1 phrase that can stop an argument before it spirals out of control

jessica biel, jessica biel workout, the better sister, jessica biel arms, ben bruno, fitness, getting toned, full body workout
Pop Culture

Fans gushed over Jessica Biel’s toned body in a white dress. Then she gave a reality check.

Get stories worth sharing delivered to your inbox.

By subscribing, you accept beehiiv's Terms of Use & Privacy Policy. Our site's Privacy Policy applies.

Advertisement

Featured

All Featured Stories →
books, reading, novels, classics, inspiration, motivation, self-help, literature
Education

15 books real people say completely changed the way they see the world

Kat Hong & Upworthy Staff
death, dying, medical science, hospital, health, aging, longevity, seniors, brain, brain scan, hospice, near death experience
Innovation

A man died suddenly during a brain scan. What scientists saw was beautifully comforting.

Tod Perry & Upworthy Staff
united states, american, europe, living abroad, U.K.
Culture

American shares his 9 realizations about the U.S. after 13 years abroad and it’s eye-opening

Annie Reneau & Upworthy Staff
Science

Neuroscientist debunks the idea that living in the past is bad. It’s great for mental health.

Tod Perry & Upworthy Staff