The Official ‘How To Avoid Rape’ Satire. Inspired By Terrible Advice Everywhere.

OK, let’s give college bulletins and glossy magazines the benefit of the doubt: They’re probably seriously concerned with stopping rapes on campuses (and elsewhere). And maybe they sincerely believe that a good way to do that is to suggest some of the steps you’ll see below. The problem is that when you focus on controlling…

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