If the presidential election were a series of Mortal Kombat games.

Thank you, Slate, for you have made my Monday. I can’t wait to see the next episodes, especially the battle between Joe Biden and Paul Ryan. Prediction: Biden’s secret power will be non sequiturs, and Ryan’s washboard abs will be involved.

Wholesome

Australian man adorably crashes a runway show by accident, and some hail him a ‘legend’

Identity

A poet sold the lyrics to America’s iconic ‘Battle Hymn of the Republic’ for just $5

Skills

Woman swears by this ‘reverse decluttering’ method for making tidying up easier

Culture

Minnesota couple, both 99, celebrate their 80th wedding anniversary