I Couldn’t Get You Any Cold Medicine, So I Bought All These Bullets Instead

Maybe gun control isn’t the most ridiculous thing in the world. We regulate the sale of cold medicine because a few bad eggs make drugs with it. Doesn’t it follow that we should regulate the sale of bullets because some people use them violently?

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Rollie Williams

Aug 3, 2012

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