FACT: Once A Month Women Are Totally Distracted By Their … What?

Did I say “fact”? Sorry, I meant “annoying stereotype perpetuated by the media.” Thinking like this is a slippery slope toward that annoying school of thought that says “ladies can’t be president because once a month they’re crippled by normal biological functions and emotions and stuff, tee-hee!” Carefree isn’t getting any of my money until…