Chart about soulless evil casually destroys my hopes and dreams about delicious waffles.

Things that don’t really surprise me about this chart: ultra-rich corporations supporting politicians who will protect their interests over the interests of, you know, everybody else. Things that feel like a personal betrayal: Waffle House. Dammit, Waffle House, all I wanted were waffles free of screw-the-little-guy guilt. Also, I guess I need to throw away…

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