When a pastor accused Ellen DeGeneres of celebrating "her lesbianism and 'marriage' in between appearances of guests like Taylor Swift to attract young girls," she just had to respond.


First, she corrected his unnecessary air quotes, and grammar snobs rejoiced.



Then, she explained how she tries to influence the people who watch her show. It was totally scandalous.

And she closed the bit by hypnotizing the "youth." But her message is so great, I can't imagine anyone complaining about being a little bit brainwashed by it:

Thanks, Ellen!

As face masks have become mandatory in many places to limit the spread of coronavirus, it's also become an increasingly politicized thing. As we know, anything that involves political polarization also involves vast amounts of misinformation and disinformation. Whose idea was the internet again?

No one I know loves wearing a mask. We all wish we didn't have to. But there are an awful lot of people saying they can't wear one, or they refuse to wear one because they've been led to believe that masks are somehow more dangerous than not wearing one. I've seen and read "information" on everything from masks depriving people of oxygen to masks causing CO2 build up to masks creating fungus problems.

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