When a pastor accused Ellen DeGeneres of celebrating "her lesbianism and 'marriage' in between appearances of guests like Taylor Swift to attract young girls," she just had to respond.


First, she corrected his unnecessary air quotes, and grammar snobs rejoiced.



Then, she explained how she tries to influence the people who watch her show. It was totally scandalous.

And she closed the bit by hypnotizing the "youth." But her message is so great, I can't imagine anyone complaining about being a little bit brainwashed by it:

Thanks, Ellen!