When You Keep Childish Scores, Don’t Be Surprised When The President Sends You To Bed Without Supper

So, in the final debate, Mitt Romney pulled out the already-debunked “Apology Tour” shtick again, then tried to play the “You Took A Foreign Trip That Didn’t Include Israel” card to make Obama look bad. To which Obama replied with a rousing rendition of “This Is How To Be Presidential, Champ.” That was fun.

Nostalgia

Crayola has retired just 13 colors in 123 years. The first 8 led to protests.

Wholesome

His trumpet broke halfway through the national anthem. So he grabbed a mic and started singing.

Nature

A man lost track of his late dad’s beagle for 10 years. Then a Florida rescue scanned her microchip.

Culture

In 1990, Marge Simpson ‘wrote’ to Barbara Bush for ‘criticizing her family.’ It got an apology.