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This Is What Happens To Straight Kids When Gay People Get Married?

Oh wait. My bad. This is what happens when dysfunctional people who are irrationally afraid of everything get married to each other. TRIGGER WARNING: This is satire.

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Adam Mordecai

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Share this if you are excited for the day that little girl goes to college and finds out how the world really works. And yes, I know this is a parody. A very shareable parody if you ask me…

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