13 comics use ‘science’ to hilariously illustrate the frustrations of parenting.

“Newton’s First Law of Parenting: A child at rest will remain at rest … until you need your iPad back.”

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Photo credit: All images by Jessica ZieglerKids grab everywhere.

Norine Dworkin-McDaniel’s son came home from school one day talking about Newton’s first law of motion.

He had just learned it at school, her son explained as they sat around the dinner table one night. It was the idea that “an object at rest will remain at rest until acted on by an external force.”

“It struck me that it sounded an awful lot like him and his video games,” she joked.


A writer by trade and always quick to turn a phrase, Norine grabbed a pen and scribbled some words:

“Newton’s First Law of Parenting: A child at rest will remain at rest … until you need your iPad back.”

And just like that, she started creating “The Science of Parenthood,” a series that names and identifies hilarious, universal parenting struggles. She put in a quick call to her friend Jessica Ziegler, a visual and graphics expert, and together the two set out to bring the project to life.

Here are some of their discoveries:

1. Newton’s first law of parenting

parents, babies, parenthood
A taste of the “gimmies."

2. The sleep geometry theorem

teenagers, science of parenthood, science
There’s plenty of room.

3. The baby fluids effusion rule

baby fluids, adults, babies
Duck.

4. The carnival arc

avoidance, county fair, town
Can we go?

5. The Archimedes bath-time principle

bath time, bubbles, clean up
Clean up the clean up.

6. Schrödinger’s backpack

homework, school, responsibility
Homework… ehh.

7. The naptime disruption theorem

naps, doorbells, sleep deprivation
Who needs sleep. It’s rhetorical.

8. Calculation disintegration

math, education, calculator
I have a calculator on my phone.

9. Chuck e-conomics

economics, resources, toys
How much does that cost?

10. Plate tectonics

food, picky eaters, fussy eaters
Where’s the chicken tenders?

11. Silicaphobia

beach, sand, vacation
Oh good, sunburns.

12. Delusions of launder

laundry, chores, home utilities
When did we get all these clothes?

13. The Costco contradiction

Costco, name brands, comic
I want them now, not then.

Norine and Jessica’s work struck a nerve with parents everywhere.

Norine said almost every parent who sees the cartoons has a similar reaction: a quiet moment of recognition, followed by a huge laugh as they recognize their own families in the illustrations.

But is there more to it than just getting a few chuckles? You bet, Norine and Jessica said.

“Even, at the worst possible moments, you’re standing there, your child has just vomited all over you, or you’ve opened up the diaper and your kid is sitting waist deep in liquid ****. Even at that moment, it’s not really that bad,” Norine said. “You will be able to laugh at this at some point.”

“It gets better. You’re not alone in this parenting thing.”


This article originally appeared on 11.30.16

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