The (sorta) politically correct alternate endings to princess movies Disney doesn’t want you to see.

You won’t believe what happened to the Little Mermaid last week. And Jasmine? She’s gonna need more than three wishes to get out of that mess. Me? I’m just going to sit here and watch this on repeat until my body shrivels up due to lack of moisture because this makes me laugh so hard…

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Rebecca Eisenberg

Mar 14, 2013

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