My Father-In-Law Asked Me This Very Same Question Once At A Labor Day Barbecue

Luckily for him, I had tongs in one hand and a beer in the other, or I might have been doing a bunch of finger-pointing and gesticulating madly. Especially because he knows how fond I am of unions. Are they perfect? No. Are they needed? Hell. Yes.

Nostalgia

Crayola has retired just 13 colors in 123 years. The first 8 led to protests.

Wholesome

His trumpet broke halfway through the national anthem. So he grabbed a mic and started singing.

Nature

A man lost track of his late dad’s beagle for 10 years. Then a Florida rescue scanned her microchip.

Culture

In 1990, Marge Simpson ‘wrote’ to Barbara Bush for ‘criticizing her family.’ It got an apology.