Kristen Stewart asks Jesse Eisenberg insulting questions to prove a point about sexism in the media.
Imagine you can ask Kristen Stewart ANY question you want. Ready? Go!
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Here are some reasonable choices:
- What's your favorite role you've ever played?
- What was it like working with Jodie Foster on "Panic Room" and who are the actresses you look up to the most?
- Which script was funnier, "Adventureland" or "Breaking Dawn — Part 2"?
Sadly, all entertainment reporters seem to care about is:
- Who are you dating?
- No, but seriously, who are you dating?
- C'mon, tell us who you're dating!
A person can only take so many questions about Robert Pattinson, am I right?
But this is just the way it is for most actresses. While Stewart's male costars get insightful interview questions about career and craft, women are forced to talk about their latest hairstyle and walk the "manicure runway" — yep, that's a real thing.
But! In a new skit from Funny or Die, Kristen Stewart gets a little revenge by turning these sexist interview questions on Jesse Eisenberg, her costar in "American Ultra."
In the hilarious video, Jesse and Kristen sit down to interview each other, only to find out they've been given each other's question cards.
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Things get interesting when Kristen starts asking Jesse all kinds of inane questions usually reserved for, well, her.
"Levi's," Eisenberg says. But "I don't know if that's a person."
Stewart moves on to the next question, a classic:
Eisenberg, shockingly, is not with child.
And, of course, no interview of a Hollywood actress would be complete without at least one mention of breasts:
Finally, Eisenberg's had enough.
"I just feel like a lot of the questions you're asking me feel like they're ... not about the movie," he says.
Exactly!
There's a difference between trying to humanize an actress and reducing her to the most basic of female stereotypes.
Sticking only to questions about the movie or her career could probably get a little boring, but how about we show a little creativity and insight? How about we go a little deeper than what dress she's wearing or whether she feels like her biological clock is ticking?
Or, at the very least, how about we start subjecting men to the same kinds of vapid interviews women have endured for so long?
If this video with Kristen Stewart and Jesse Eisenberg is any indication, this kind of red carpet equality is long overdue:



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An Irish woman went to the doctor for a routine eye exam. She left with bright neon green eyes.
It's not easy seeing green.
Did she get superpowers?
Going to the eye doctor can be a hassle and a pain. It's not just the routine issues and inconveniences that come along when making a doctor appointment, but sometimes the various devices being used to check your eyes' health feel invasive and uncomfortable. But at least at the end of the appointment, most of us don't look like we're turning into The Incredible Hulk. That wasn't the case for one Irish woman.
Photographer Margerita B. Wargola was just going in for a routine eye exam at the hospital but ended up leaving with her eyes a shocking, bright neon green.
At the doctor's office, the nurse practitioner was prepping Wargola for a test with a machine that Wargola had experienced before. Before the test started, Wargola presumed the nurse had dropped some saline into her eyes, as they were feeling dry. After she blinked, everything went yellow.
Wargola and the nurse initially panicked. Neither knew what was going on as Wargola suddenly had yellow vision and radioactive-looking green eyes. After the initial shock, both realized the issue: the nurse forgot to ask Wargola to remove her contact lenses before putting contrast drops in her eyes for the exam. Wargola and the nurse quickly removed the lenses from her eyes and washed them thoroughly with saline. Fortunately, Wargola's eyes were unharmed. Unfortunately, her contacts were permanently stained and she didn't bring a spare pair.
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Since she has poor vision, Wargola was forced to drive herself home after the eye exam wearing the neon-green contact lenses that make her look like a member of the Green Lantern Corps. She couldn't help but laugh at her predicament and recorded a video explaining it all on social media. Since then, her video has sparked a couple Reddit threads and collected a bunch of comments on Instagram:
“But the REAL question is: do you now have X-Ray vision?”
“You can just say you're a superhero.”
“I would make a few stops on the way home just to freak some people out!”
“I would have lived it up! Grab a coffee, do grocery shopping, walk around a shopping center.”
“This one would pair well with that girl who ate something with turmeric with her invisalign on and walked around Paris smiling at people with seemingly BRIGHT YELLOW TEETH.”
“I would save those for fancy special occasions! WOW!”
“Every time I'd stop I'd turn slowly and stare at the person in the car next to me.”
“Keep them. Tell people what to do. They’ll do your bidding.”
In a follow-up Instagram video, Wargola showed her followers that she was safe at home with normal eyes, showing that the damaged contact lenses were so stained that they turned the saline solution in her contacts case into a bright Gatorade yellow. She wasn't mad at the nurse and, in fact, plans on keeping the lenses to wear on St. Patrick's Day or some other special occasion.
While no harm was done and a good laugh was had, it's still best for doctors, nurses, and patients alike to double-check and ask or tell if contact lenses are being worn before each eye test. If not, there might be more than ultra-green eyes to worry about.