If the presidential election were a series of Mortal Kombat games.

Thank you, Slate, for you have made my Monday. I can’t wait to see the next episodes, especially the battle between Joe Biden and Paul Ryan. Prediction: Biden’s secret power will be non sequiturs, and Ryan’s washboard abs will be involved.

Culture

After her husband died, she secretly ran his struggling gelatin business. 6 years later, she was a household name.

Health

Physical therapist reveals the muscle group that shows how well you’re aging

Animals

Five fishermen spotted a drowning baby elephant. Then they tracked down its mother.

Pop Culture

Two Irish teens landed a rare, exclusive interview with Oprah. How they did it is the best story.