If I Ever Hit On A Straight Guy, I Would Want Him To Be Just Like This Comedian

I don’t really hit on men in public unless I know that they’re gay beforehand. My reason for that is the fear of how that guy might react. Most people just have to deal with a possible “no” … but some of us have to deal with a possible “no” and a possible punch in…

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Joseph Lamour

Jul 9, 2013

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If I Ever Hit On A Straight Guy, I Would Want Him To Be Just Like This Comedian

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