This Is What Happens To Straight Kids When Gay People Get Married?

Oh wait. My bad. This is what happens when dysfunctional people who are irrationally afraid of everything get married to each other. TRIGGER WARNING: This is satire.

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She wrote ‘yippee’ in an email and got put on a PIP. Then the pattern clicked.

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