Your New Favorite Beyoncé Parody Is A Brutally Honest Take On What Women Look Like In The Morning

Set this as your alarm clock noise/ringtone/whatever, and you’re guaranteed to wake up every day feeling great about yourself by the time you look in the mirror. Say it with me: WE WAKE UP LIKE THIS. We’re HUMAN.

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