Watch A Hilarious Comedian Bash The Freakilicious Food That Simply Refuses To Die

Megan Kelley

Monsanto: the spine-chilling corporation that makes its cash by creating genetically modified crops that can't be killed. You'll be as mystified by this terrifying story as they were.

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