This Guy Hates Your Kids. How Much Would You Pay Him To Babysit?
He charges way more. He leaves the oven on. And he steals from you. I'm pretty sure I won't be calling this guy anytime soon.
No, I don't really think Exxon hates your kids. Yes, I do think this ad is sensationalist. Here's all the reasons why the creators of this ad are saying that. You should read it. They make a great case.