Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I’m Not Pregnant, All Thanks To You.

I like to imagine that I’m a pretty great friend, but I’ve been pretty ungrateful to these little buddies of mine. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be in my bathroom, serenading my medicine cabinet with some Jason Mraz tunes.

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Kit Sudol

Jan 3, 2014

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