If You Feel Insecure Because Your Thighs Don’t Have ‘Dat Gap,’ Goofy Scientists Will Help You Out

Join these goofy scientists as they journey into the heart of the Internet’s Ye Olde Arbitrary Beauty Standards Factory and then light it on metaphorical fire. *evil laugh*

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May 23, 2014

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