If It Looks Like Drugs, That’s Because It IS Drugs

I can vividly remember drinking my first can of Coca-Cola at my neighborhood pool and thinking to myself, “What IS this magic juice?!?” Twenty years later, I know what that magic juice is, and I’m not quite as psyched up about it.

Nostalgia

Crayola has retired just 13 colors in 123 years. The first 8 led to protests.

Wholesome

His trumpet broke halfway through the national anthem. So he grabbed a mic and started singing.

Nature

A man lost track of his late dad’s beagle for 10 years. Then a Florida rescue scanned her microchip.

Culture

In 1990, Marge Simpson ‘wrote’ to Barbara Bush for ‘criticizing her family.’ It got an apology.