- At 1:00, we discover some disturbing things in the good book.
- At 2:00, they ask God for some advice.
- At 2:40, God decides to chime in. She’s annoyed.
- At 3:40, God talks about software.
- And at 4:40, God gets bored.
It’s time for Bible study. This is why I prefer to think of the Bible as an allegory rather than the literal word of God. Just sayin’.