How To Apologize After You Call A 9-Year-Old Girl A Horrible Name In Front Of Everyone

The Onion, America’s Finest News Source (satirical), tweeted something truly awful. It’s so awful, I’m linking to it rather than saying it. Thankfully, after an outcry, their CEO also decided to hold them accountable. While it’s not comprehensive, it’s a start. Take note, politicians: you could learn something from this.

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