Don't Laugh, But A Single Artist Just Totally Outshined An Army Of Government Planners

Here's how it would work: You hear about an evacuation, and you go to that spot where you remember you've seen this guy.

Or maybe it's this guy.

There's a lot of them!

And Evacuteers, who are trained each season, will meet you there.

And take you out of your neighborhood to where the official folks are waiting ...

... and can help you get the heck outta Dodge.

Sure beats the old system! Would you remember your evacuation spot if it were marked like the picture on the left?

If the NFL really cares about racial justice then they need to hire Colin Kaepernick back