Dad’s 5-year-old daughter’s hilarious answers to his questions have the internet screaming

“Do I have to change my name if I get married? Call me Shredder.”

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Photo credit: via James Breakwell / Twitter – Array

Raising kids is tough, but there’s a lot of laughs along the way. Comedy writer James Breakwell has four daughters under the age of eight and shares their hilarious conversations on Twitter. And, from Breakwell’s tweets, it looks like his five year old has a future in comedy. Here’s a sampling of some Breakwell’s funniest kid-inspired tweets.


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His 5-year-old isn’t the only (often unintentionally) hilarious child in the house; the 7-year-old and 3-year-old turn up from time to time. There’s also a 2-year-old, but she hasn’t been the subject of many tweets yet.


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This article originally appeared four years ago.

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