A Harry Potter Fan Drops A Truthbomb On Anyone Who Thinks Their ‘Normal’ Porn Is Better Than Hers

The “Harry Potter” series is not exactly known for hot and heavy scenes of sexual liaisons, but after hearing all the positive things we can learn from our favorite (well-written, nuanced, three-dimensional) characters enthusiastically going at it, I’m kinda thinking J.K. Rowling should write some sequels…

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Rebecca Eisenberg

Aug 20, 2014

TRIGGER WARNING: NSFW language, brief discussion of sexual violence.

Fact Check! At 13 seconds in, she mentions a website URL. That website URL does not really go anywhere (although you can follow her directions using the FF.net navigation menu). If you’re curious about reading some Harry Potter erotica, click here.

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