Just FYI, You Are Tied With Mitt Romney In The Latest Polls*

*Among black voters. Mitt Romney needs help with the black vote. I just quadrupled it while writing this.

Modern Families

Teacher told a 5th grader with gay dads that ‘homosexuality is wrong.’ Then 3 students stood up.

Pop Culture

Man’s side-splitting monologue on why ‘women don’t want to date’ is frighteningly accurate

Pets

Four guys write a letter asking to walk their new neighbor’s dog. The dog writes back.

Culture

Colorado mayor reveals he’s slept at a homeless shelter one night a week for 4 months