Here’s The Absolute Worst Reason Any Kid Could Ever Get Teased At The Lunch Table

The nightly news is up in arms about obesity while 17 million American kids are worrying every day about something entirely different. Is there another topic we should be talking about here?

Nostalgia

Crayola has retired just 13 colors in 123 years. The first 8 led to protests.

Wholesome

His trumpet broke halfway through the national anthem. So he grabbed a mic and started singing.

Nature

A man lost track of his late dad’s beagle for 10 years. Then a Florida rescue scanned her microchip.

Culture

In 1990, Marge Simpson ‘wrote’ to Barbara Bush for ‘criticizing her family.’ It got an apology.