Copy of 15 tweets that only married people will understand

Even the perfect marriage (if that exists) would have its everyday frustrations.

Being married is like being half of a two-headed monster. It’s impossible to avoid regular disagreements when you’re bound to another person for the rest of your life.

Even the perfect marriage (if there was such a thing) would have its daily frustrations. Funnily enough, most fights aren’t caused by big decisions but the simple, day-to-day questions, such as “What do you want for dinner?”; “Are we free Friday night?”; and “What movie do you want to see?”


Here are some hilarious tweets that just about every married couple will understand.

grievances, irritable interactions, dissastifsfaction
The dinner debates… Image from <a href="https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1626391248084045824/DN3ag8g3?format=jpg&name=medium">Twitter</a>.
texting, resentments, bummer
What do we need from the store? Image from <a href="https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1626391248084045824/DN3ag8g3?format=jpg&name=medium">Twitter</a>.
competition, team, newlyweds
A silent competition. Image from <a href="https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1626391248084045824/DN3ag8g3?format=jpg&name=medium">Twitter</a>.
misplaced items, vanished, missing keys
Stop moving things around. Image from <a href="https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1626391248084045824/DN3ag8g3?format=jpg&name=medium">Twitter</a>.
altercations, , remedy, healing
Lack of empathy. Image from <a href="https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1626391248084045824/DN3ag8g3?format=jpg&name=medium">Twitter</a>.
breakfast in bed, bickering, quarrels
Breakfast in bed! Image from <a href="https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1626391248084045824/DN3ag8g3?format=jpg&name=medium">Twitter</a>.
deliberation, disputes, agitations
Load it; then start it. Image from <a href="https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1626391248084045824/DN3ag8g3?format=jpg&name=medium">Twitter</a>.
espoused, mated, joined in holy matrimony
Marrying up. Image from <a href="https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1626391248084045824/DN3ag8g3?format=jpg&name=medium">Twitter</a>.
united together, walking the path, joined at the hip
Watching shows together. Image from <a href="https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1626391248084045824/DN3ag8g3?format=jpg&name=medium">Twitter</a>.
little forms of affection, affectionate, considerate
Putting the seat down… or up? Image from <a href="https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1626391248084045824/DN3ag8g3?format=jpg&name=medium">Twitter</a>.
tolerant, understanding, all heart
Like me on Instagram. Like me! Image from <a href="https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1626391248084045824/DN3ag8g3?format=jpg&name=medium">Twitter</a>.
inside jokes, tweets, frustration
We both get up when I get up. Image from <a href="https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1626391248084045824/DN3ag8g3?format=jpg&name=medium">Twitter</a>.
funny marriage jokes, marriage memes, marriage tweets
Share and share alike. Image from <a href="https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1626391248084045824/DN3ag8g3?format=jpg&name=medium">Twitter</a>.
marriage, couples, relationships
There are rules to the bedroom. Image from <a href="https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1626391248084045824/DN3ag8g3?format=jpg&name=medium">Twitter</a>.
married life, wives, husbands
Fun with pets. Image from <a href="https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1626391248084045824/DN3ag8g3?format=jpg&name=medium">Twitter</a>.

This article originally appeared on 09.06.17

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