15 hilarious parenting comics that are almost too real

They’re funny because they’re true.

parenting comics, Brian Gordon, Fowl Language, funny parenting, relatable comics, parenting humor, toddler life, new parents, cartoon dad, parenting reality, comic strip, mom life, dad jokes, raising kids, parenthood truth, comic artist, parenting struggles, kid tantrums, family life, parenting stress
Photo credit: via Fowl LanguageFowl Language by Brian Gordon

Brian Gordon is a cartoonist. He’s also a dad, which means he’s got plenty of inspiration for the parenting comics he creates for his website, Fowl Language (not all of which actually feature profanity). He covers many topics, but it’s his hilarious parenting comics that are resonating with parents everywhere.

“My comics are largely autobiographical,” Gordon tells me. “I’ve got two kids who are 4 and 7, and often, what I’m writing happened as recently as that very same day.”

Gordon shared 15 of his oh-so-real comics with us. They’re all funny ’cause they’re true.

Let’s get started with his favorite, “Welcome to Parenting,” which Gordon says sums up his comics pretty well. “Parenting can be such tedious drudgery,” he says, “but if it wasn’t also so incredibly rewarding there wouldn’t be nearly so many people on the planet.”

Truth.

I hope you enjoy these as much as I did.

1.

parenting, comics, humor
“Welcome to parenting." via <a href="https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/">Fowl Language</a>

All comics are shared here with Gordon’s express permission. These comics are all posted on his website, in addition to his Facebook page. You can also find a “bonus” comic that goes with each one by clicking the “bonus” link. Original. Bonus.

2.

food allergies, fussy, picky eaters
Eating is never fundamental. via <a href="https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/">Fowl Language</a>

Original. Bonus.

3.

sleep deprivation, children, isolation
Adjusting the coping mechanism. via <a href="https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/">Fowl Language</a>

Original. Bonus.

4.

ducks, birds, fowl
I used to be cool. via <a href="https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/">Fowl Language</a>

Original. Bonus.

5.

naps, popcorn, movies
Naps happen. via <a href="https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/">Fowl Language</a>

Original. Bonus.

6.

politics, advice, education
Rolling with the punches. via <a href="https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/">Fowl Language</a>

Original. Bonus.

7.

emotions, therapy, emotional maturity
Tears happen. via <a href="https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/">Fowl Language</a>

Original. Bonus.

8.

insomnia, sleep deprivation, kids
It’s time to get up. via <a href="https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/">Fowl Language</a>

Original. Bonus.

9.

psychology, toddlers, family
The benefits of experience. via <a href="https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/">Fowl Language</a>

Original. Bonus.

10.

babies, diapers, responsibility
Is it gas? via <a href="https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/">Fowl Language</a>

Original. Bonus.

11.

sociology, grief counseling, dads
Everyone gets therapy, yea. via <a href="https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/">Fowl Language</a>

Original. Bonus.

12.

moms, dress up, costumes
Everyone has a role to play. via <a href="https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/">Fowl Language</a>

Original. Bonus.

13.

doctor, medicine, pediatrics
What’s up doc? via <a href="https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/">Fowl Language</a>

Original. Bonus.

14.

sports, competition, aggression
Everyone gets a participation ribbon. via <a href="https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/">Fowl Language</a>

Original. Bonus.

15.

theatrics, advice, Dan Gordon
Perception shifts. via <a href="https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/">Fowl Language</a>

Original. Bonus.

I love Gordon’s comics so much because they’re just about the reality of parenting — and they capture it perfectly.

There’s no parenting advice, no judgment, just some humor about the common day-to-day realities that we all share.

When I ask him about the worst parenting advice he’s ever received, Gordon relays this anecdote:

“I remember being an absolute sleep-deprived wreck, sitting outside a sandwich shop, wolfing down my lunch quickly beside my 1-month-old son, who was briefly resting his lungs between screaming fits.

A rather nosy woman walked up to me and said, all smugly, ‘You should enjoy this time while they’re easy.’ It was the exact worst thing anyone could have said to me in that moment and I just wanted to curl up on the sidewalk and cry.”

Who hasn’t been on the receiving end of totally unneeded and unwanted advice? That’s why Gordon’s comics are so welcome: They offer up a space for us to all laugh about the common experiences we parents share.

Here’s to Gordon for helping us chuckle (through the tears).

This article originally appeared nine years ago.

Conservation

Viewers thought 100-year-old David Attenborough was finally ready to retire. They were wrong.

Culture

Intriguing 1909 painting blurs the lines between old-timey self-portrait and modern selfie

Life Hacks

‘Small-town guy’ shares how he was able to reboot his life, even in his late 50s

Science

Fascinating new research finally explains humans’ ‘morbid curiosity’