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JUST FYI: He is totally joking in this. He is in no way advocating violence. He's making fun of his own hypocrisy. As he wrote in our comments: "This is satire. It's cartoonish from the top. There is truth to that trope, and I am protective of my daughter, but to actually be like this would be a little crazy (granted, I lifted the tone from my dad... ) My daughter is tough and loving and wants to save the world. We talk... A LOT. And she has to decide when she is ready to offer her heart, same with my sons."

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