When A Politician Says He's Going To 'Cut The Waste,' I Want To Slam My Head Into Something

If you're ever asked how to keep everything funded, decrease the debt, and not raise taxes, there's an easy answer to turn to! That magical and costly waste that your opponents love? Just cut it! What a bunch of idiots they must be for not thinking about that before we did.
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If you're ever asked how to keep everything funded, decrease the debt, and not raise taxes, there's an easy answer to turn to! That magical and costly waste that your opponents love? Just cut it! What a bunch of idiots they must be for not thinking about that before we did.

ORIGINAL: By David Mitchell's Soapbox. David Mitchell is one of my all-time favorite comedians. Check him out on Twitter.
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