Chorus: He's Scooter. He's neutered.
Male: And the coolest cat of them all, hip spectacles, no testicles.
Chorus: That's right.
Male: He lost his pair of balls. Other cats, they make babies.
Chorus: With him, there's no yes or maybe. Who's your daddy?
Male: Not me. No, no, no, no, it's not me.
Chorus: He's Scooter, the neutered cat.
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