Watch A Retired Teacher Squish What's Left Of A Sexting Politician's Mayoral Campaign In 2 Minutes

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Anthony Weiner's campaign to become NYC's next mayor is slowly collapsing thanks to his inability to not take pictures of his own private parts. This should speed the endgame up rather well. $20 says he'll never forget this woman for the remainder of his impulse-control-free life.

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