This Face Is The Most Famous Nobody You've Ever Never Heard Of

One of the downsides of the 24/7 news cycle is that there isn't always time to do due diligence on a breaking news story. Can you blame this guy for exploiting the loophole?
ORIGINAL: By Andrew David Watson. I also totally acknowledge that it feels a little funny to knowingly highlight a video that is specifically about one guy being able to monopolize the attention of so many media companies. You win this round, Greg Packer.

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