The Winner Of The Nobel Prize In Chemistry Is ... Carley Rae Jepsen?

Chemists aren't traditionally known for their musical prowess, but in this case I think a few have done a pretty great job. Testing chemicals before they make their way into products and then keeping the deadly or harmful ones out sounds pretty intelligent to me. In a perfect world it wouldn't be a problem, but sadly it seems like every time companies are allowed to do whatever the hell they want to the environment, we get things like birth defects, rapid global warming, and New Jersey.