'Stone Cold' Steve Austin's NSFW Take On Gay Marriage

Maz Ali

You know all those massive dudes who beat the crap out of each other for your entertainment on "Monday Night Raw"? Some of them have opinions on things other than the best wrestling tights to wear or whether the pile driver is more effective than the jackknife powerbomb.

Stone Cold Steve Austin: All right, you know there have been a lot of fucking stuff in the news lately about same sex marriage. Everybody's going crazy about this, and some of the churches say "Oh no can do you can't do that." I'm for same sex marriage. I don't give a shit if two guys, two gals, guy, gal, whatever it is, I believe that any human being in America, or any human being in the goddamned world that wants to be married, if it's the same sex, more power to them. And, what also chaps my ass, Teddy, is that one of these churches or some of these churches have the high horse that they get on and say "We as a church do not believe in that." Which one of these motherfuckers talked to God and God said these same sex marriages was a no can do. Can you verify, can you give me some 411 on that background, and what's your feelings in general on that subject?

Teddy: I don't have a problem with gay sex marriage, at all. You know, I mean, do your thing, just leave me out of it. You know, as long as it doesn't affect me, you know just, pay your bills, pay your taxes, don't be a burden to anybody, you know, go on about your way. What gay, you know how I feel about religion anyway.

Stone Cold Steve Austin: You're not exactly the most religious cat I've met in my life

Teddy: You know, what gives somebody the right to say, you know, what you can and can't do. That would be like somebody telling me, "Hey you can't have three dogs, you can have is two." You know I'll have as many as I want, as many as I can pay for, as many as I can take care of without them being a burden on anybody else. Shit, I can do what I want.

Stone Cold Steve Austin: So, yeah, but anyway I didn't want anybody jump on the goddamn bandwagon, say "hey Steve was talking about gay people." No, some of my, I got some damn good friends that are gay. I'm absolutely for same sex marriage. Most, I don't think that there is a God who can says "You can't do this." OK, so two cats can't get married if they want to get married, but then a guy can go murder 14 people, molest five kids, then go to fucking prison and accept God, and he's going to let him into heaven, after the fact he done did all that shit. See that's all horseshit to me. That don't jive with me.

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