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Rollie Williams

Rollie Williams

I'm high in fiber — both moral and regular. I care about science, comedy, the environment, and a lot of other malarkey. I'd love to talk to you about a) it or b) not it. Message me on Facebook or follow me on my hot hot cool cool Twitter. I'm currently on a hiatus, so if you're wondering why I haven't updated anything in a while ... that's why.

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