Maybe She's Born With It ... Maybe It's Maybelline's Brand New Latex Urethane Rubber Mask

"Forget concealer, powder, blush or mascara — now you can achieve a look that adheres to the conventional standard of feminine perfection in seconds."

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hailing it is the industry's most

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innovative product to date global cosmetics brand maybelline released its

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long-awaited

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ideal woman rubber mask this week a thick latex facial covering one

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over the head in luv makeup I simply don't think it over your face

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you can instantly achieve a fresh look that conforms to western ideas a cutie

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essentially you can use a roll outta bed stretch the latex urethane rubber beauty

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mask over your natural face and bone

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you're ready to start your day forget concealer powder blusher mascara

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now you can achieve a look at it here's to the conventional standard a.m.

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imperfection in seconds

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the revolutionary cosmetic mask was released to rave reviews from top style

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editors and consumers alike

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with focus groups praising the prosthetics stylish contouring

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and ease about location it's incredible you immediately see the difference

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the very first time I tried it on my pores were minimized my skin tone was

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more even

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and all the idiosyncratic little wrinkles physical imperfections in tiny

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irregularities they make my face unique

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where raced I can barely recognize myself I've never used the product is

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simple with such amazing result sales would be ideal woman mascot far exceeded

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expectations

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with over 25,000 units selling during the product's launch week a stunning

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success that maybelline attributes to the masks no muss no fuss convenience

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on a lot of time on my company while from all I need to do is log with

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whenever my heart mop-up

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unconventional improper I mean it gives me so much more time to find out but the

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mic my body work bomb and socially acceptable

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she looks beautiful no matter what with without that the problem at sometimes I

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can't even tell she's wearing

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this can I see her get all dolled up every once in a while to up

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Aug 29, 2014

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