Lindsay Lohan Might Never Do Real Jail Time, But These Kids Probably Will

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and I will throw them in jail if they don't have a social security number, even though they're graduating college with honors and willing to die for our country. Love, USA.

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