If Every Congressman Had To Take This Test, Birth Control Would Be 100% Free For All Tomorrow

All Dr. Andrew Rochford wanted was to find out whether women or men have higher pain thresholds. His method of testing? Personally undergoing simulated labor pains by attaching low-voltage electrodes to his abdominal muscles. He had NO idea what he was getting into.

Ladies, if you're watching this, consider it your vicarious revenge for centuries of painful childbirth. Dudes, if you're watching this, prepare to gain a whole new level of respect for the women in your lives. And congressmen, if you're watching this—well, who am I kidding, congresscritters can barely work a typewriter, so hi, staffer!