I Wish I'd Seen This At 3 Years Old Instead Of 30. I'd Be A Better Person Today.

Democrat? Republican? WHATEVER. When your uncle starts grilling you about politics at Thanksgiving, quote this to him word for word… then help yourself to more potatoes.

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