Cake Vanquishes The Most Powerful Institution In America, Remains Delicious While Doing So

James Dimon, CEO of JP Morgan Chase, is a Class A director of the board of directors of the New York Federal Reserve. What does that mean? Not only does he run one of the biggest banks in the U.S., he's on the board of the institution that regulates the biggest banks in the U.S. — he helps make the rules and benefits from them. Definitely seems like the best way to go about things, doesn't it?

Well, if the man wants to have his cake and eat it, too... The Other 98% posse was willing to let him do just that. With a petition on every plate, of course.