Because Your Mom Probably Doesn't Want Chocolate And A Coupon Book

It was hard for me to understand at the time, but my mother did a colossal amount of work to turn the infant version of me into an actual adult. Having a strong mother figure is a spectacular gift to a maturing adolescent, and I suspect we could all do our moms a solid by giving thanks for the existence of mothers everywhere.

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