Alyssa Milano Made A Sex Tape And It's Really Important That You Watch It. I'm Not Joking.

Alyssa Milano, the girl I pined for in middle school on "Who's the Boss?" is all grown up. She decided to make a sex tape. But then something got in the way of that. Something really smart.

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