2. Whether it was slut-shaming virgins or opposing the use of birth control in the year 2012, he always used that special Santorum Style™ to inflame ladies' hearts!
3. Bronze Age thinking in a handsome handsome package. And man, was he fascinated with porn.
4. He was way old-school Catholic, like Mel Gibson Catholic, like Spanish Inquisition Catholic, like anybody-who's-not-a-Catholic-is-not-even-a-Christian Catholic.
5. He was always an eternal optimist!
You should probably share this and tell everyone what your favorite thing about him was. Just sayin'.
